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ove my EYES when u look into them, I love my NAME when u say it, I love my HEART when u love it, I love my LIFE when u are in it. چشامو وقتی تو بهشون نگاه میکنی دوست دارم، اسممو وقتی دوست دارم که تو صداش میکنی، قلبمو وقتی دوست دارم که تو دوسش داشته باشی، زندگیم رو وقتی دوست دارم که تو توش هستی..... |
don't wait until people are dead to give them flower برای دادن گل به دیگران منتظر مراسم تدفین آنها نباشین |
A: what time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? B: it's the time to buy a new watch :21: http://www.gadgettown.com/gt_images/...70.320x320.jpg |
students and teachers !! Teacher: what is your name ? Student: Ravi Teacher: you should say "Sir Student: ok, sir Ravi :21: Teacher: give me three reasons why the world is round. Student: well, my dad says so, my mom says so, and you say so! :d Teacher: what is an island? Student: it is a piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. Teacher: on one side? Student: yes, on top! :21: Teacher: if you eat fish? Student: it is good for my eyes. Teacher: if you don't eat fish? Student: it's good for the fish! :21: |
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a funny story :24: "improve your memory" Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latestpsychologicaltechniques - visualization, association - it has made a big difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" Then he turned to his wife and asked, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?" |
photo-jokes!!! part one
http://chickenmafia.com/pictures/fly_in_my_soup.png :24: the following is just interesting: http://www.jimloy.com/humor/joke.gif |
English sms (اس ام اس انگلیسی)
if you found your self in a dark room walls around you are red ...!! and blood comes fround everywhere dont be scared! you are in my heart |
این اس ام اس تاریخش گذشته ولی چون جالبه براتون میزارم
:Today is 90.09.09 wish u have 9 wish love smile healthy wealthy successful beauty lucky dreamy happy .forward this sms to 9 person !...u will be well in this 9 points forever :65:;).hurry up u have 9 minutes for sending |
| اکنون ساعت 10:29 PM برپایه ساعت جهانی (GMT - گرینویچ) +3.5 می باشد. |
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