[مهرگان]

students and teachers
!!

Teacher: what is your name
?
Student: Ravi
Teacher: you should say "Sir
Student: ok, sir Ravi

Teacher: give me three reasons why the world is round.
Student: well, my dad says so, my mom says so, and you say so!

Teacher: what is an island?
Student: it is a piece of land surrounded by water except on one side.
Teacher: on one side?
Student: yes, on top!

Teacher: if you eat fish?
Student: it is good for my eyes.
Teacher: if you don't eat fish?
Student: it's good for the fish!