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جملاتی در مورد خنده (انگلیسی)
A smile is the light in your window that tells others that there is a caring, sharing person inside. Life is short but a smile takes barely a second. Every tear has a smile behind it. A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. A good neighbor is a fellow who smiles at you over the back fence, but doesn't climb over it. If you see a friend without a smile; give him one of yours. A smile starts on the lips, A grin spreads to the eyes, A chuckle comes from the belly; But a good laugh bursts forth from the soul, Overflows, and bubbles all around Because of your smile, you make life more beautiful. Too often we underestimate the power of a smile, which have the potential to turn a life around. Smiles are the language of love. The real man smiles in trouble, gathers strength from distress, and grows brave by reflection. A smile is an inexpensive way to change your looks All people smile in the same language. Children smile on the average 400 times /day; Adults: 15 times /day. Ever wonder why? A warm smile is the universal language of kindness. If I thought that a smile of mine, might linger the whole day through and lighten some heart with a heavier part, I'd not withhold it -- Would you? ?? Smile becoz God gave Human this beautiful gift - A Smile....I sometimes wonder do animals have this beautiful gift of smiling??? Smile, not becoz it costs you or not, but because you can make someone smile and make their day So Smileeeeeee please :-)) ...... Hmmm... Good, looks very good, infact suits you the best :-) |
جملاتی در مورد خنده (انگلیسی)
ترجمه هم بذارید لطفا بحث دلچسب تر بشه من که سواد ندارم چه جوری بفمم چی نوشته آخه؟ :d |
اس ام اس انگلیسی
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اس ام اس انگلیسی - با ترجمه فارسی |
اس ام اس انگلیسی - با ترجمه فارسی
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اس ام اس انگلیسی - با ترجمه فارسی
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اس ام اس انگلیسی - با ترجمه فارسی
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اس ام اس انگلیسی - با ترجمه فارسی - اس ام اس زیبای انگلیسی - اس ام اس انگلیسی
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اس ام اس انگلیسی - با ترجمه فارسی
اس ام اس انگلیسی - با ترجمه فارسی اس ام اس انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی - اس ام اس زیبای انگلیسی SMS انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی - Eglish SMS - English sms A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. یک دوست واقعی اونی هستش که وقتی میاد که تموم دنیا از پیشت رفتن. |
اس ام اس انگلیسی - با ترجمه فارسی - SMS زیبای انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی - اس ام اس انگلیسی زیبا
اس ام اس انگلیسی - با ترجمه فارسی - SMS زیبای انگلیسی با ترجمه فارسی - اس ام اس انگلیسی زیبا
life is a road and you are its passengers so , be careful about the value of your times , maybe you wont be in the road tomorrow زندگی مثل یه جاده است ، من و تو مسافراشیم ، قدر لحظه ها رو بدونیم ، ممکنه فردا نباشیم |
ove my EYES when u look into them, I love my NAME when u say it, I love my HEART when u love it, I love my LIFE when u are in it. چشامو وقتی تو بهشون نگاه میکنی دوست دارم، اسممو وقتی دوست دارم که تو صداش میکنی، قلبمو وقتی دوست دارم که تو دوسش داشته باشی، زندگیم رو وقتی دوست دارم که تو توش هستی..... |
don't wait until people are dead to give them flower برای دادن گل به دیگران منتظر مراسم تدفین آنها نباشین |
A: what time is it when an elephant sits on your watch? B: it's the time to buy a new watch :21: http://www.gadgettown.com/gt_images/...70.320x320.jpg |
students and teachers !! Teacher: what is your name ? Student: Ravi Teacher: you should say "Sir Student: ok, sir Ravi :21: Teacher: give me three reasons why the world is round. Student: well, my dad says so, my mom says so, and you say so! :d Teacher: what is an island? Student: it is a piece of land surrounded by water except on one side. Teacher: on one side? Student: yes, on top! :21: Teacher: if you eat fish? Student: it is good for my eyes. Teacher: if you don't eat fish? Student: it's good for the fish! :21: |
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a funny story :24: "improve your memory" Two elderly couples were enjoying friendly conversation when one of the men asked the other, "Fred, how was the memory clinic you went to last month?" "Outstanding," Fred replied. "They taught us all the latestpsychologicaltechniques - visualization, association - it has made a big difference for me." "That's great! What was the name of that clinic?" Fred went blank. He thought and thought but couldn't remember. Then a smile broke across his face and he asked, "What do you call that flower with the long stem and thorns?" "You mean a rose?" "Yes, that's it!" Then he turned to his wife and asked, "Rose, what was the name of that clinic?" |
photo-jokes!!! part one
http://chickenmafia.com/pictures/fly_in_my_soup.png :24: the following is just interesting: http://www.jimloy.com/humor/joke.gif |
English sms (اس ام اس انگلیسی)
if you found your self in a dark room walls around you are red ...!! and blood comes fround everywhere dont be scared! you are in my heart |
این اس ام اس تاریخش گذشته ولی چون جالبه براتون میزارم
:Today is 90.09.09 wish u have 9 wish love smile healthy wealthy successful beauty lucky dreamy happy .forward this sms to 9 person !...u will be well in this 9 points forever :65:;).hurry up u have 9 minutes for sending |
فرقی نمیکند، چه بگویم چه نگویم، خودت میدانی قضیه چیست . . . فاصله ی دورت در خوبترین جای جهان، جایی ندارد. جاییکه دست هیچ کسی به تو نمیرسد: دلم. . . ---------------------------- مرسی خاله رزیتا چه تاپیک خوبی :53: |
(If we cannot love the person whom we see .... how can we love god , whom we cannot see? (mother terasa اگر ما نتوانیم به کسانی که می بینیم عشق بورزیم ... چگونه می توانیم به خدا عشق بورزیم که نمی توانیم ببینیم؟ ( مادر ترسا ) |
Begin the day with a light heart. Let all your worries be swept aside at night. Smile a moment and thank God, for every moment He cares for you all the way. روزت را با قلبی روشن آغاز کن. بگذار تمام نگرانیهایت گوشه ای از شب بمانند. برای لحظه ای بخند و خدا را شکر کن، برای تمام لحظات که در تمام مسیرها مراقبت بوده. |
Sometimes my eyes get jealous of my heart. You know why? because you always remain close to my HEART, but far from my EYES. گاهی وقتا چشمام به قلبم حسادت میکنن، میدونی چرا؟ چون همیشه در قلبم هستی، اما از چشمام دوری. . . |
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Many people lose the small joys in hope for the big happiness. . . (Pearl S.Buck)
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Who knows? Maybe this world is another one's hell! کی میدونه! شاید این دنیا، جهنم دنیای دیگری باشه! ... کافکا |
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Can v do romance in the evening today? I'm in a good mood Just a little bit of kissing and biting reply me soon! urs lovingly "MOSQUITO از طرف دوستدات، "پشه" !!!:24: |
If people talk about you behind your back,it means you are two steps ahead of them !Keep walking |
It's not the load that breaks you down !it's the way you carry it ------------------------------------------------------------------------ To a great man good luck and bad luck are like his left and right hand, He uses both |
english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی
english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی
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english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی
english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی
Boy: I am not rich like rohit, I don't even have a bid car like rohit. But I really love you! Girl: I love you too, but tell me more about rohit.. :dPurple |
english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی
english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی
Dream makes everything possible, Hope makes everything work, Luv makes everything beautiful, Smile makes all the above... So always Brush ur Teeth رویا، همه چیز رو به واقعیت بدل میکنه . . . امیدو هر کاری رو شدنی میکنه . . . عشق همه چیز رو زیبا میکنه . . . اما لبخند همه این فایده ها رو داره، پس همیشه مسواک بزن {شیت شدن}:d |
english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی
english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی
Do u know d similarity between Dinosaurs and Decent girls ? hm? Both dont exist ;):d |
english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی
english sms - اس ام اس انگلیسی برای مناسبت خاص
[0CENTER]Monday went on Tuesday 2 Wednesday and asked Thursday whether Friday has told Saturday that Sunday is a holiday. Have a Great Sunday..[/CENTER]0 |
english sms, jokes - اس ام اس و جک انگلیسی!
english sms, jokes - اس ام اس و جک انگلیسی!
Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday? Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it. :21: |
english jokes - جک انگلیسی
english jokes - جک انگلیسی
Commerce professor asks the student: what is the most important source of finance for starting business? Student: "Father in law" :24: اندر احوال داماد و پدر زن !:d |
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